It’s not Easter if you don’t reblog this

(Source: gildaradner)

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pill of water then jack fell down and broke his crown and he’s LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND


nintendont fucking touch me


(dad voice) son……. it’s time to teach you how to be a man *sits you down, gives you old snapback* now open up instagram and post something about how all women are beautiful

(Source: nosdrinker)

all my friends are terrible writers like I can’t read their writing without wanting to throw my laptop at the wall please hand them a dictionary or something


*blinks on Friday night*
*suddenly Monday morning*

(Source: qatu)


walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

(Source: jugwine)


I miss Jesse :/ Come back soon, please.